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Not a fan of FFXIII, but…

THE LESBIANS ARE NOW DIAMONDS.

  • [I take it that this person meant what technology could possibly prevent a Paladin from "falling" from grace, or failing to upload his oath. This is what some of the Anons (plus one named Anon) of 4chan had to say in response.]
  • Battlecruiser: Jetpacks.
  • Anonymous: With jetpacks paladins can always fly away from bad situations. Nice.
  • Anonymous: The Skyknights of Palladium shall forever remain shining golden gods.
  • Anonymous: But if it runs out of fuel, the Paladin will fall! BAD IDEA!
  • Anonymous: The jetpack is powered by faith. Paladins have perfected perpetual motion machines.
  • Anonymous: The jetpack is fueled by faith AND anger.
  • Anonymous: Okay, so what you would do if you posed the Paladin a no-win situation, and he reacts, saving one person, or choosing one option near-instantly? The whole faith with guide me/better to do something than nothing business.
  • Anonymous: FUCK THEE, I HAVE A JETPACK