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When someone hits on my boyfriend
If it’s some random stranger: If it’s an ex-girlfriend: If it’s someone important that I actually have to be nice to: If it’s a friend joking around: If it’s a friend actually being serious:
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fyeahgameofthronesart: submitted by khazm
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During Theo 131 Fr. Dacanay was discussing about...
"Fr. Dacanay points to a student*
Fr. Dacanay: "You! What is the North Star called?"
Student A: "Polaris?"
*Fr. Dacanay calls on another student*
Fr. Dacanay: "What is the North Star called?"
Student B "Polaris"
*Class getting scared. Fr. D calls on Student C*
Fr. Dacanay: "How about the South Star?"
Student C: "South Star?"
Fr. Dacanay: "The East Star?"
Student D: "East Star sir???, Eastern Star???"
Fr. Dacanay: "The West Star?"
Student E: "West Star sir?"
Fr. Dacanay to the whole class: "The Middle Star?"
*Class is really afraid now*
Fr. Dacanay *with a straight face*: "Bituin" (Between)
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October 2011
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Why this set of reproductive organs isn't working...
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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When you're telling a funny story to your friend.. →
daily-tumbles:  you can’t even talk because you’re like: and your friends are like: I’m lookin’ at you, Isabela.
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10 Reasons It's Great to Be a Writer →
ilovereadingandwriting: By Elspeth Antonelli 10. There is no dress code. 9. You’re not eavesdropping; you’re working. 8. Your rather eccentric computer history of websites can be explained as research.BONUS: Actually, anything can be explained as research - it just takes a bit of thought. 7. Your active imagination now has something to focus on. 6. Although you say you don’t base your...
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